*sigh .. * Another one who won't read.

This is a modest *cough* fella who thinks anyone receiving this will be thoroughly impressed, and just falling all over herself to catch him.
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Mail from jeffmaximas (02/29/08 @ 02:31)
Subject: Hello
Message:
My name is Jeffrey Maximas, I am an attractive and charismatic (more...) (more...)guy . I am part Italian and part Spanish. I speak several languages because of family origin, as well as frequent trips to various destinations worldwide..mostly business...some pleasure. I am easy going and family oriented. I am very funny in an unusual way...or so I've been told. I am very romantic, spontaneous, and passionate. I like to experience/learn different cultures. I almost forgot...I am a very good dancer.
I must admit that I find you very attractive. However, I would like to get to know more about the person that you are on the inside.I would like to establish a friendship to see if you have a future as companions and husband and wife. I am looking forward to chatting with you in the near future. I would consider it an honor if you would take a moment to review my profile
I am looking forward to your response in the near future.
Please take very good care of yourself. we can have a chat on yahoo *masager(emphasis mine): jeffmaximas@yahoo.com or jeffmaximas@live.com
Respectfully yours,jeffrey maximasjeffmaximas@yahoo.com
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.. oh HOW can I possibly resist such charm? Mercy.

What amuses me is how he managed to spell just about everything else right, and totally mangle the word "messenger".
* ... "masager"????