MORONLINE: my "Culprit Collection"

This blog began with letters I'd received from those on the social sites who don't read profiles, so they emailed me needlessly. It has veered into complete idiot territory, as now the bulk of these guys (and girls!) are clearly employed by swindlers. They do NOT pay attention to profiles, and they assume they are the only ones doing it & that their messages will be believable.

THE TITLE, "MORONLINE" SIMPLY PUTS 'MORON' AND 'ONLINE' TOGETHER.

Thursday, November 27, 2008

REALLY loves to write; REALLY hates to read!

This guy sent the following novel to everyone (I couldn't be so arrogant as to imagine it was just for my sweet self alone):
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Mail from jesus4guest (27/11/08 @ 19:44)

Subject: Hello Angel
Message: Hello Cute Angel,
How are you doing? i saw your profile and i was amazed by what i read, well i should have called you a perfect woman for any man, but lets start by knowing each other i Am Benjamin Johnson 50 DIVorced Male From California with a son 14yrs, i am 5FT 10inches tall, am tall, handsome,hardworking,Godfearing,honest,caring,intelligent,down to earth,and with good sense of humour.i am a Canadian french, i relocated to the united state, from Ontario Canada i am a civil engineer, i am a specialist in general construction of road,bridges,houses structural achitectural design and build,landscaping design,office and residential building design, constructions of swiming pool design and constructions water fountain ETC I started working with a company named two california construction company as the factory supervisor while the mother of my only surviving son was the company manager whom i got married to after 10 years that we were working together we got wedded in the latter rain christian center los angeles california we were married for another 2 years and had a son till i lost her to an auto crash, but right now i am planning on seting up my own company, but first i am in africa for a construction contract to construct a Road from the Island to the Mainland, and that will take approximately 2-3 months, and i want you to be my friend, i am always online when i am not at the construction site, most times i am online withing the morning hours, which is the evening in africa, i will really love to chat with you my angel, maybe get to know each others Between the times i am going to spend in africa by means of talking online often to keep the friendship going, who knows what fate has in store for us, i am willing to relocate to any part of the country since i am starting up my private company, moreso i have live in California all my life, and need a change of enviroment, if you wish to get to know me or have any questions to ask me, do not hesitate to email me, my yahoo ID is snowbear1973@yahoo.com you can IM me to see if i am online so we get chatting, hope to hear from you soon.
Cheers
Benjamin Johnson.

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Now I'm a 'cute angel'. *barf*.

2 Comments:

  • At September 1, 2009 at 6:42 AM , Blogger CyberDating - Free Dating Personals said...

    Thanks for posting these...
    I run http://www.cyberdating.net and am going to start checking here when tracking down fake dating profiles.
    Cheers,
    Tucker

     
  • At September 1, 2009 at 9:49 AM , Blogger HI THERE! said...

    Hi, funky!
    I don't get them too often, tho' sometimes there's a string of them, then they stop for a long time.
    But yeah, keep checking back. I never know when they'll pick up.
    Most of them, I'm sure, are 'scamployees'. I can tell by the yahoo address.
    I often wonder what would happen if I were to encourage one. Would I be hounded for money? Hmmm.. I just might do it. Waste their time, lol.

    Thanks for your comment,
    Cheerz!

     

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