Double Offender!

This guy emailed me on two sites. Does this look familiar?
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(this is fusion101; he emailed me on singles.org, as cscp194867)
"Mail from faithingod100 (30/01/08 @ 01:52)
Subject: hi
Message:Hello How are you I hope you are fine, am Faith I would like to know if you would like me to write you again, I like your profile do you like mine should I write and tell you about myself ? Would you love to chat ? i chat on yahoo here is my chat id f.ait_wes_lly I would like to hear from you ASAP. Faith.My pics will be ready soon"
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... Imagine if I'd decided to say "hey, you emailed me on singles.org, and you never answered!" .. lol

Uh ~ Huh .....

Mr. Smooth Talker, suurrrrre he's 'shy'. His email to me:
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From:cscp194859
Subject: Hello Beautiful..
Message:
Hello Beautiful.. How are you Doing, I am Nick from Mississippi, I am a Contractor, I Love to Dance, swim, sing, play basketball, and also Make pretty Angels like you smile..I am Divorced with a Daughter she is 12. I was Just Checking out this website and seeing your beautiful picture got me attracted to you I must Confess to you that you look so much like an Angel and I would like to know more about you. I was quite shy to express how I Feel.. I feel that way whenever I meet someone so Beautiful.. I must tell you that your beauty has entrapped my Heart.. I would Like to know you more so email me and tell me more about yourself.. Nick
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my answer:
"missed your calling"
.. ever thought of writing romance novels? thanks, I'm only here for friends, no more.

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YIKES.

another wave ...

I never knew there were so many people out there who:
1 - don't realize their scam technique is not unique
2 - sincerely believe this approach is effective
3 - actually expect replies!!
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From: cscp194145
Subject: Hi Dear
Message: Hello dear miss, I said I should send you a mail to let you know that there is someone out here who is craving to meet with you and who beleives you are the perfect person for him.Although you don't know me I believe with time we will get to know each other. Well my name is Mathias from Nigeria and I am 34years old,you must be wandering the distance between me and you well that doesn't matter to me because I believe that when you are interested in someone you can go miles and miles just to meet with that special person. Dear miss ,I don't know your real name so if you realy want to get to know me better you can just give me a Holla at lovemathy@yahoo.com or better call 2348022772264 My Dearest miss I send you a thousand kisses and love. Hear from you soon!! Mathycares
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"Tempting, but.. no." ('Anna Scott', in 'Notting Hill')
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From: cscp194930
Subject: beloved
Message: hello I got attracted by your profile and picx i most especially you headline..i will like to get to know u better but if it is acceptable by u i will want you mail me on my personal email address m.mdcf@yahoo.com so i think we can be best of friend. Hope to hear from you soon.
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He really liked the headline, which says "Friends only, nothing else!" .. so hey, he must really want to just be friends?
NOT.

I must have a 'weird' magnet.

Wow, all sorts of weirdness! A job offer, a restaurant booking and, of course, our favourite yahoos.
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Date: Mon, 14 Jan 2008 20:50:49 -0600
From: "Mr.John Doney" (he can't spell his own name?)<downeyjohn3@googlemail.com>
Subject: Read And Comfirm Your Receipt Of This Mail.
Reply-to: downeyjohn3@googlemail.com

Dear Sir/Madam,(see, they don't even know who I am)

Would you like to work online from home/temporarily and earn constantPayment? We are glad to offer you a job position in our company, DanaPetroleum E&P Limited.

You we be paid a monthly salary, if you are interested you are to pleasefill the below form and further information’s on this job will be sent toyou in our next mail.

Names in full:
Address:
Occupation:
AGE:
SEX:Nationality:
Marital status:
Telephone:
Fax:
Mobile:
Email:

PLEASE CONTACT:
Mr. John Downey
Managing Director
Dana Petroleum E&P Limited.
E-mail: downeyjohn3@googlemail.com
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Sure. I'll work there ..
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Date: Sun, 13 Jan 2008 23:25:03 -0800
From: Edmund Brooks <edmundbrooks@wellingtonhosipital.org>
Subject: DINNER BOOKING
Reply-to: Edmund Brooks <edmundbrooks11@yahoo.co.uk>

Hello,I am Dr. Edmund Brooks ,the director of Staff welfare (Willington Hospital) UK .

I want to book dinner for my group of workers arriving from London . They will all come for dinner in your place as from March 24th, 25th, 26th and 27th 2008 by 7:00pm each day. They are 15 in number.
Get back with your response if there is availability in your restaurant.

Kind Regards,
Edmund Brooks
38a Eglish Road,
Dungannon, County Tyrone,
BT70 1LA, London,UK
Phone:+447031893828
Fax#:+447005806775
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Whooops, someone sure got misdirected by the intended gist of things, but it's to get the reader to correct the sender, which of course tags one's email as VALID ..
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From:cscp194867
Subject:Hello
Message:Hello
How are you I hope you are fine, am Faith I would like to know if you would like me to write you again, I like your profile do you like mine should I write and tell you about myself ? Would you love to chat ? i chat on yahoo here is my chat id f.ait_wes_lly I would like to hear from you ASAP. Faith.
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*yawn* ... Ya-HOOOooooWooooohhh!!

Avalanche ....

Two more, and my notion of the vanishing yahoos was off, they both are.
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From:cscp193657
Subject:hi
Message:
How are you doing ,have just finished going through your profile .When my heart seems to stop beating thats because of ur Beauty.I am faithful in love,I can't promise you that dark clouds will never over our lives or that the future will bring us many rainbows. I can't promise you that tomorrow will be perfect or that life will be easy. But i know , I can promise you my everlasting devotion, my loyalty,my respect,and my unconditionallove for a lifetime.I can promise that I'll always be there for you,to listen and to hold your hand,and I'll always do my best to make you happy, and make you feel loved.I can promise that I'll see you through any crisis,and hope with you,dream with you,build with you,and always cheer you on and encourage you.I can promise that I'll share my dreams my world,and and any other thing loves bring us to do. i have yahoo account and i can chat on yahoo with this id ...larry and my email address is edscott09@yahoo.com
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From:cscp194787
Subject:HI SWEETIE
Message: Hi am Smith Brown,How was your day? mine was great?Well i came across your profile and was impress,you dazzled me with your smile,deemed it fit that we should get to know ourselves as i am a man with so much to learn and also so much to give out,My heart skipped a beat for a slight second when i saw your profile and said to myself that knowing you would be great and that if i ever had the chance to chat or talk to you i would make sure you enjoyed every bit of our conversation,so please do me a favour and allow us know each other by sending me your yahoo add.here is my yahoo s_brown147@yahoo.com HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU
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Bwahahahahahahhhaaaaa-ha-ha-ha-haaaaaa!!!!
... these have to be the DRIPPIEST of all the emails I've received so far!

.. oh dear

Someone didn't grasp my diplomacy. Drat: I had to get blunt. I wonder if that will sink in ... he's not a spammer, he's just dim.
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From:cscp194710 (from yesterday)
Subject:Nice reading from you
Message:
hello,Nice to meet you...I live in the UK at the moment been here for 2yrs on work related and will be staying here for another 3 years....are u single ?have u kid(s)?Pls tell me what u do for living and what best occupies your spare time..hope to hear from you again soon.... Regards, John
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Why, oh WHY don't these people PAY ATTENTION??? ... it's like they bring this upon themselves by disregarding my profile ~

Please don't write to me if you want a romantic partner, ok? I won't reply, and your email will be deleted.
If you JUST WANT FRIENDS, email me: don't 'wink', as I don't respond to winks, ok? My experience is that 'winks' are done to make me answer, then I get hit on. So DON'T 'WINK' at me if you want to be my friend.
Thanks.
I'm overweight. I don't get out much to exercise, and my apartment is very cluttered. I am stubborn, moody and I don't take much of life seriously, even church. I love God, but I didn't come to faith by way of church, so I don't have a religious routine. I don't pray in tongues, raise my hands, or have daily devotions.

I make a really good friend. THAT'S ALL. NOTHING MORE!! ...................... EVER!!

~ and when they write to me anyway, I end up feeling like a meanie.
READWILLYA!!

Seem to come in droves or not at all ..

That's two in one day after weeks on end of nothing. No yahoo addy on this one either; maybe it's a new spam tactic? .. funny that I get two back to back with no yahoo showing.
Now, this dude claims to want friends, but it's obvious he is seeking more, so I wrote to thank him but that I didn't want to lead him on.
*sigh* .. the ones who seemed okay with 'friendship' have disappeared. Duhmmm, go figure.
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From:cscp194710
Subject:How u doing....
Message:
How u doing this Season..well read through your profile and thought it nice droping you some few lines just to let you know you are special nd would like to know who the pretty lady is.....Hope we could be friends cos i guess i love your personality and would like to hear back from you soon....Thanks and hoping you get back to me.. Regards, John
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Oh well, guess I'll just have to be content with this trickle of misplaced enthusiasm.

Happy New Year, let's start with a thud.

Ugh!! .. the dreaded "hi dear" from a total stranger who thinks that's a good opening line. Now, he's unique in that there is no yahoo address, but he still fits into the "I didn't read it because I thought once I delivered my special brand of charm and sob story for extra kick it wouldn't matter" category. Then he says 'hello lady'. Uhmmmm, yah, this looks so well-thought-out and appropriate to his target.
runonsentencesandpoorspelingnottew
mention,grammarandpunctuationmistake'sandnocapitalletters
... YIKES!
... oh well, I did reply if only to say "just friends, sorry, as it says specifically in my profile, thanks anyway, bye."
Something tells me this one might try again, wondering why I just want to be friends. I'll let ya know.
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From: cscp193870
Subject:hi dear
Message:
Hello Lady,I am david gordons 42years old was born and brought up in the usa minnesota st paul city.I am a single man father i have a daughter my wife died giving birth to my only daughter tracyI am an enginner of shell petroleum oil(spdc) company usa.I head my department as a supervisor I enjoy my job and i earn very well not been proud you know but just honest.My daughter rightnow is in london studying she is 7 years of age i love her and she is the only thing for now i look upon that makes me smile.Well let me end there for now and tell you more about myself .Things i do for fun i love reading,singing,dancing,and also hanging out with my friends .I drink but dont smoke. I am a christain of the roman catholic i believe in God so much.I love my job though is stressful rightnow i am on transfer to european country. i am working right now in england. i am working on a road contract. iam seeking for a god fearing woman that i want to spend the rest of my life with her iam well easy going person. i would love to know more about yo i hope to hear from you god bless you
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He doesn't seem to be a spammer, but there are just too many things about the email that scream "I am not for real" .. hmmm, maybe I should google him.