MORONLINE: my "Culprit Collection"

This blog began with letters I'd received from those on the social sites who don't read profiles, so they emailed me needlessly. It has veered into complete idiot territory, as now the bulk of these guys (and girls!) are clearly employed by swindlers. They do NOT pay attention to profiles, and they assume they are the only ones doing it & that their messages will be believable.

THE TITLE, "MORONLINE" SIMPLY PUTS 'MORON' AND 'ONLINE' TOGETHER.

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Oh COME ON now.

Mail from jmax (23/07/08 @ 17:20)Subject: HelloMessage:Hey am my name is John Marcom Alex, Am 43 years old.. A a single father of a son, I was checking on the site when i saw your wellplaced profile . So i cant judt Control the passion in me .. To be realistic am a fun Loving man .Have been single for few years now and i have been the only one and my Little Boy.. I was born in Mansfield ohio United state. I lived all my life in Mansfield i love to travel alot and love Dancing Lol.. Am new to this Online dating i have no experience but i have been hurt by ladies alot, They showed me they Love me and played me for a fool. All am praying for is that if only i could have someone sincere o start a good Relationship with and i know by God's Grace i would succedd in having the woman of my Heart. I need someone to share my lif with Grow Old with, I dont really care about where she comes from or what background she has, I love o go to beach and dancing.I need someone who is ready for a real Relationship.. I have been Hurt so much and i prayed to God about this am Doing cause i dont want to get Hurt again. I wont Mind who ever she is.. what i am Looking in a Woman is Kindness, Soft hearted, Caring, Honest, Dont cheat, Loving, Respect.And al other attitude that can be defined for a woman that is meant to be a wife Material.I am so sorry for taking much of your time to read this, I would like to start a Good Conversation with you and get to know you more ... I would like to know about you if you wont Mind.. Alright take good care of yourself i would be waiting to here from you . Have a blessed Day bye. You can also get back in touch with me on my email Adress wjoetim@yahoo.com..

Saturday, July 19, 2008

*ho hum* .. again?

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Mail from Mynameiszion (20/07/08 @ 02:12)


Subject: Hi

Message:

Hi
incredible profile & you are stunning,I saw your profile and it caused and
unusual impact, I am interested in you. You have such a beautiful profile. and
i like to know more about you..... if u don't mind i would love us to chat
on yahoo messanger this is my yahoo id robinwills2@yahoo.com.....i hope to hear
back from you soon.....thanks
Robin
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