MORONLINE: my "Culprit Collection"

This blog began with letters I'd received from those on the social sites who don't read profiles, so they emailed me needlessly. It has veered into complete idiot territory, as now the bulk of these guys (and girls!) are clearly employed by swindlers. They do NOT pay attention to profiles, and they assume they are the only ones doing it & that their messages will be believable.

THE TITLE, "MORONLINE" SIMPLY PUTS 'MORON' AND 'ONLINE' TOGETHER.

Saturday, August 30, 2008

Yet another 'rat-at-tat' emailer ..

I can't help noticing how generic all these messages are, not to mention how totally irrelevant to my actual profile! If they would take one moment to observe their target, they could save tons of time ..
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Mail from don1964 (30/08/08 @ 06:21)

Subject: Hey !

Message:

Nice profile and a lovely pics you have on here..I would'nt mind getting to meet and if you care for some or better still send me some of your pics into my private email add jeovano_zem@yahoo.it/jeovano_zem@live.com
Looking forward to read from you.
Kiss and Hugs

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.. and this one just makes me laugh with his expectation of receiving my pics when he claims he just saw them.. By the way, there's only ONE, and it's *deliberately* the homeliest I could find. Strange how he can see so much into a profile he didn't really see at all. Go figure.

Sunday, August 10, 2008

Clever boy ..

This guy claims I emailed him. Just in case I did and forgot, I checked my sent box .. nope.
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Mail from rgranley (10/08/08 @ 09:03)
Subject: hello
Message:

how are you doing there ..am glad to recieve your email ..may god bless you i will like to know more about you .can you email me on rgranley@yahoo.com hope to hear from you soon..Godbless

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Nice try, tho'.

Friday, August 1, 2008

Why do these guys waste their time?

What boggles my mind is they will take the time & trouble to include me in their blanket search, but don't bother to read the headline which would have spared them an extra few seconds .. LOL.
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Subject: Hi
Message:
Hello,
How are u doing today?Hope everything is going well with u?Ur profile seems interesting and I would love
to get to know u more better?
Am Mcjohnson Lawson by name,am a single parent,Originally from Texas(U.S.A).
I am kinda of shy at first but quickly loosen up after I get to know a ..person.
Am a business owner.Confident and secure in myself,6`2 Feet Tall,open minded person,down to
earth,intelligent,truthful, and very affectionate man,i need a woman to be faithful and get married to.I 'm
looking for someone I can take care of and get the same back. I'm looking for a genuine woman.I like
doing
all the outdoor stuff, fishing,camping etc.

I have a four year Son that I absolutely love more than ..anything.
.... We spend every time together and I enjoy every moment with him. I'm looking for the right Godly
woman I can fall in love with and make happy,.
I need Truth, loving, caring,and a romantic woman,a woman who is God fearing and willing to share
trust,passion,affection and honesty in a relationship, And Enjoy having a good time with the man she
loves.
If u are interested and willing to get to know me more better,u can get back at me via email
manandwife89@yahoo.com
or IM me lets have a good conversation.

Note:I don;t mind relocating if that will create a better relationship..
I will be waiting patiently for ur reply and remain bless..Have a good time out there

McJohnson
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... no idea.