Short but complete(ly incapable of reading)

If there's one thing in cyber-world that makes me give my head a shake, it's those guys who, despite all wording to the contrary, will interpret it as an invitation. That's if they SEE the wording. This guy apparently didn't ..
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Mail from TenderHeart05 (30/11/08 @ 17:03)

Subject: Hello

Message:
I will like to know what a beautiful woman like you is doing on a dating site. I went through your profile and am interested in getting to knowing you better.
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He (or 'it') is obviously unable to recognize the "JUST BUDDIES" option.

Tempting but .. no.

Had to read it twice ..
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Mail from reveric1231 (28/11/08 @ 03:26)

Subject: hi

Message:
Hello,
How are you doing, eric is my name, am a new member here and right now am checking out member profiles to see if i could be a lucky wuman. i like what you have on your profile, you can check out my profile too and let me know if its okay.. feel free to email me at reveric600@yahoo.com
thanks.
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He hopes to be a lucky wuman. 'Nuff said.

REALLY loves to write; REALLY hates to read!

This guy sent the following novel to everyone (I couldn't be so arrogant as to imagine it was just for my sweet self alone):
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Mail from jesus4guest (27/11/08 @ 19:44)

Subject: Hello Angel
Message: Hello Cute Angel,
How are you doing? i saw your profile and i was amazed by what i read, well i should have called you a perfect woman for any man, but lets start by knowing each other i Am Benjamin Johnson 50 DIVorced Male From California with a son 14yrs, i am 5FT 10inches tall, am tall, handsome,hardworking,Godfearing,honest,caring,intelligent,down to earth,and with good sense of humour.i am a Canadian french, i relocated to the united state, from Ontario Canada i am a civil engineer, i am a specialist in general construction of road,bridges,houses structural achitectural design and build,landscaping design,office and residential building design, constructions of swiming pool design and constructions water fountain ETC I started working with a company named two california construction company as the factory supervisor while the mother of my only surviving son was the company manager whom i got married to after 10 years that we were working together we got wedded in the latter rain christian center los angeles california we were married for another 2 years and had a son till i lost her to an auto crash, but right now i am planning on seting up my own company, but first i am in africa for a construction contract to construct a Road from the Island to the Mainland, and that will take approximately 2-3 months, and i want you to be my friend, i am always online when i am not at the construction site, most times i am online withing the morning hours, which is the evening in africa, i will really love to chat with you my angel, maybe get to know each others Between the times i am going to spend in africa by means of talking online often to keep the friendship going, who knows what fate has in store for us, i am willing to relocate to any part of the country since i am starting up my private company, moreso i have live in California all my life, and need a change of enviroment, if you wish to get to know me or have any questions to ask me, do not hesitate to email me, my yahoo ID is snowbear1973@yahoo.com you can IM me to see if i am online so we get chatting, hope to hear from you soon.
Cheers
Benjamin Johnson.
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Now I'm a 'cute angel'. *barf*.

Loves to write, hates to read ..

This guy had a really long profile, and is no doubt proud of it, but he apparently neglected to comprehend mine ~ I seek friendship only. Why do these guys keep missing that?! Sheeesh.
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Mail from willsmilesmile (22/11/08 @ 10:22)

Subject: Hello
Message:Hello
How re you doing today,i am doing splendid if you would want to know i am Williams Anderson "do you have a name? i was checking members online when when i came across your profile i decide to glanced through it, i was real intrigued by what i read and liked the fact that you seek a christian man , i am a catholic i hope you don't mind that , so i decide to drop a line to show my interest for you and your profile despite the distance between us , i hope you do not mind if we get to known each , if you don't , you can write me something because i am not too Active here ,have a wonderful and blissful day

Williams A.
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He didn't notice the glaring, over-omnipresent FACT that I am NOT SEEKING.
If friendship itself was not an option, I wouldn't remain on the site. I have actually made some nice acquaintances whom I hear from now & then, so it's not a waste of time for me .. just that there are so many YAHOOOooooz who can't understand English.

Dry spell .. punctuated by stuff like this:

Honestly, do these guys really truly believe this approach works?
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Mail from moonlightlove (13/11/08 @ 06:22)

Subject: Hi

Message:
Hello How are you doing.am kelvin by name and i was pleased to contact with you,i hope we can know more about ourself nd see what the future hold for us both,,,,,,,,because i am interested in you as the first woman i contacted as i got into this site now.
i hope o hear from ou soonest dear.
GOD BLESS YOU
KEL
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Ooooohh, I'm flattered. I'M the first woman he contacted! What does that say about the other profiles he's read?

?!! ~~~~ Oh YAH. Like he READS them.