Nice or not .. READWILLYA

What I don't get is this: if they didn't look at my profile, where do they get the idea I have these virtues, and if they do see it ~ and my *lovely* (NOT) pic, why waste their time?
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Mail from c_d (21/05/09 @ 11:33)

Subject: hello

Message:
Am C R,I am a single with one child name Johny.I am a honest, kind, sincere man who is understanding.Am fair in complexion and am a little bit tall. I am romantic, loving, caring, focus, hard working and a nice gentleman.Kindly tell more about your self too

With Love
C.
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... boggles the mind.

Yikes, talk about laying it on THICK!!! ......*EW*.
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Mail from fredfaith1119 (15/05/09 @ 04:44)

Subject: hi

Message:
....to have ctually found such a quality person on here! I was just about to give up, didn't think if was possible. This profile of yours is just about the most amazing thing I have ever read, and I think we have so much in common. I don't know what your ideal is as far as physical appearance and attributes, or even if you have any preferences, but I would love to chat with you sometime to get to know each other. I think it would be mutually satisfying, based on your honesty about what you like to do and who you are as a person (yes of course I could tell ALL that from your profile) And I would be more than happy to email you my pics,I look forward to hearing from you sometime!Til then, take care,
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Sorry my fine fella, no reada da profile, no maka de friend.

Earnestly Long-Winded ..

Wow .. this one spent so much time & energy on his own outgo, he didn't have any left to see his target properly.
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Mail from heavenlysmile00 (14/05/09 @ 16:21)

Subject: Hello

Message:
just came across your profile and i would really love to know you more..I have a very curious nature. I have a love of animals, nature,to travel the world, long walks and sunsets. Reading, singing,shopping, and antiquing are some of my hobbies. My commitment to God is very important to me, as well as personal growth.

I'm happiest outdoors and try to eat mostly healthful foods(operative word..mostly) I walk daily(former runner)and try to stay active and put into practice the precepts and tenets of my Christian faith. I'm content with the possessions that I have and try to focus on how fortunate that I am to exist in a peace and security that most on the planet would consider heaven. Consideration is a foremost value that I try to show, and seek in others. Also, necessary for a successful relationship. I'm usually a positive soul, so I appreciate when someone can take the high road when the low road seems the easier path. Laughter and spirited banter can add spice to any relationship, so I'd like that in a romance. I'd like to achieve an intimate friendship that respectful and trusting of personal independence. One that seeks not to control, but sees the goodness of mutuality and compromise, and one that's based on objective values. She would be kind, forgiving, patient, energetic, compassionate, practical, and...considerate. I'm a lad who takes his health seriously, and would like to meet that special woman who thinks similarly about theirs.. both physical and spiritual. Of course there's much more to me, and I would be willing to share it with you if you're interested. I wish you well on life's journey, and success in your search for love.I see myself as a compassionate, sensitive, giving, person who finds a great sense of humor very attractive. Honesty and integrity are important to me, and I find communication is the backbone of any relationship. I'm considerate and very affectionate, honest, and I try to be a good listener. I'm not perfect by any means, but, I do try hard. I'm a very romantic person, who enjoys giving and receiving affection and passion to the special person in my life. I love to cuddle and hold hands, and believe that kissing is a beautiful way to express ones desire and intimate feelings towards their partner. I too, love all the things that people write about. Full moons, sunsets, romantic walks at the beach. Actually, doing anything with the right person can be enjoyable. As we all know, it's not the activity, but the company, that matters. At this stage of ours lives, there's no time for games and dishonesty...

I have a 8yrs old daughter and she means the whole world to me..i lost her mum 3years ago in car accident and i hope to find that special to make me and my daughter complete again...am new to this internet dating stuff and i just want to find my woman and get off and i will you could be the one cause you have all the qualities am looking for in my woman...I dont come on here much often and i would really appreciate if you can write me on my personal email on pancelotti111@yahoo.com so we can share pictures and also get to know more about each other..i hope to hear from
you soon and have a nice day and God bless

Regards

Ancelotti Philips
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Sometimes I feel a bit guilty about cutting these guys off at the pass, but if they don't READ THE PROFILE, they're wasting their own time. However, this is probably just a bulk opener and I'm just a number ...