MORONLINE: my "Culprit Collection"

This blog began with letters I'd received from those on the social sites who don't read profiles, so they emailed me needlessly. It has veered into complete idiot territory, as now the bulk of these guys (and girls!) are clearly employed by swindlers. They do NOT pay attention to profiles, and they assume they are the only ones doing it & that their messages will be believable.

THE TITLE, "MORONLINE" SIMPLY PUTS 'MORON' AND 'ONLINE' TOGETHER.

Monday, June 22, 2009

Again, someone does not read.

I wonder how many guys get anywhere on that site. This one must have been striking out over and over, so he's getting desperate enough to ignore the profile ...
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Mail from Mightytosave (23/06/09 @ 06:24)

Subject: hello,can we?

Message:
hello pretty

I’m not looking for someone for marriage, I’m looking for potential - someone to spend the rest of my life with joy and accomplishement and having viewed your profile, I do believe you are my type of woman.What would work best for me are shared core values and attitudes, sufficient goals and interests in common, an ability to expand each other's worlds (via our differences) and a partner with a terrific sense of humour. I live a responsible christain life and the same in a partner is essential to me.I’m passionate about a lot of things the environment, dancing, cooking, mountain sunsets, Columbia County and most animals (especially Dogs- not to mention the skunk and the woodchuck in my brush pile upstate). The Slow Food approach to eating is becoming of increasingly attractive, and learning to meditate in the word of God day and night.I dont fansy the proud and takes exception to that. christ is humble and humility should be embraced by my ideal woman.
if you do think you can get along, then write me through my yahoo inbox..div7711@yahoo.com.
keep smiling......
Divine
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... "Divine"???? OY.