MORONLINE: my "Culprit Collection"

This blog began with letters I'd received from those on the social sites who don't read profiles, so they emailed me needlessly. It has veered into complete idiot territory, as now the bulk of these guys (and girls!) are clearly employed by swindlers. They do NOT pay attention to profiles, and they assume they are the only ones doing it & that their messages will be believable.

THE TITLE, "MORONLINE" SIMPLY PUTS 'MORON' AND 'ONLINE' TOGETHER.

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Methinx same package in different wrapper, no?
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Mail from t12 (18/09/09 @ 02:39)

Subject: HI

Message:
How are you doing today?
U got a nice pics on here and a nice profile....i would be happy if could be friends or some thing on here u got my attention this evenning with your beautiful profile.
Let me know if you would be on line so we can chat more now? here is my IM do add me up so we could chat:
COLE.TERRY91@yahoo.com
I will be rite here hoping to read your mail....thanks and God bless.
TERRY.

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I notice the '12' in the username, which, coupled with the less-common name "Terry" might lead one to suspect a second attempt. He likes my 'pictures' but I have only ONE picture, and he has completely overlooked the flat-out REJECTION OF DATING SITUATION statement I keep making.

BOT.
.. *sigh* .. a bot by any other name is still a YAHOO.

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Thomeone'th got a lithp?

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Mail from b12 (16/09/09 @ 00:33)

Subject: Hello Beloveth

Message:
I am Terry from New york i am a vry intrested on your profile and your pics..i think you will be a nice perosn to meet..please i would b grateful if we can get quainted on here see if we can get to meet..Thanks for reading my mail and God Bless,

Terry.
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... beloveth?