MORONLINE: my "Culprit Collection"

This blog began with letters I'd received from those on the social sites who don't read profiles, so they emailed me needlessly. It has veered into complete idiot territory, as now the bulk of these guys (and girls!) are clearly employed by swindlers. They do NOT pay attention to profiles, and they assume they are the only ones doing it & that their messages will be believable.

THE TITLE, "MORONLINE" SIMPLY PUTS 'MORON' AND 'ONLINE' TOGETHER.

Thursday, September 13, 2007

*Sheesh*, why don't people PAY ATTENTION????

I like making friends online.
Under the right circumstances, a friendship could develop into a deeper connection but I NEVER START THERE. For this reason, I may maintain a small number of accounts on sites that are, I grant, chiefly for dating purposes. However, each one of them lists 'friends' as an option for use, and so I exercise the prerogative to limit my contacts accordingly.

I wonder if anybody besides myself is primarily interested in simply getting acquainted with others for its own sake. About 90% of those who email me on any one of my memberships are guys who just don't seem to grasp the concept of a woman who ISN'T online looking for a new man!!

This blog is to document those instances which glaringly belie the intentions of such men as who don't even seem to have taken a moment to READ THE PROFILE.

I deleted the messages from today's lot, but from now on I will keep them and copy/paste them here, along with whatever reply I felt appropriate to send. Only the most polite are answered. Those whose emails clearly indicate my profile was dismissed are DELETED WITHOUT A REPLY.

UPDATE:
Here's one I got today, and I added a previous email that hadn't been deleted. First of all, see what I stated in my profile, then read the message from my wannabe suitor.

This is what my "yourchristianzone.com" profile says ~
"PLEASE, DO NOT SEEK ME FOR ROMANCE!!

**** IMPORTANT ********ALL EMAILS INDICATING LACK OF ATTENTION TO MY PROFILE WILL BE DELETED WITHOUT A REPLY!!!
I am NOT here for romantic reasons. I only want to make PLATONIC FRIENDS, NO MORE.If you email me for partnership, I will not answer.Please DO NOT send me KISSES! ---Ham and Cheeze on Wry ..
Silly, moody and introspective. I have been told I 'think too much'. Sometimes that's a hindrance to merely being in the moment; other times it keeps me from losing my marbles.---Footer: I guess I have to say this more strictly, since some have not understood I AM *NOT AVAILABLE* FOR A ROMANTIC PARTNERSHIP.
:-)"
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This is today's email ~
(www.pricelesspartner.com)
_________________________
"NickName:********
Sex:male
Age:uknown
From:GhanaDate:09-15-07
Subject:best
l love you and l saw your profile and decided to drop you as my best love and l want you tell me something about and l will so willing to marry you as my wife if only you agreed of my view and l will make you any kind of feeling you need as my wife."

.... uh .. what?

Here's another in this service who clearly lacks observation or comprehension skills (edited) ~
(www.pricelesspartner.com)
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"NickName:*********
Sex:male
Age:27
From:GhanaDate:09-10-07
Subject:friend
hi,
am john francis,i want to be your best friend forlife,i like listening to romantic love songs and watching loving films and singe.that mine number,00233 27 772 6274 or 00233 24 668 7450
johnablefrancis@yahoo.com

bye"
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Gaaaahhhhh!! What is it with these people? ...OH well.

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