MORONLINE: my "Culprit Collection"

This blog began with letters I'd received from those on the social sites who don't read profiles, so they emailed me needlessly. It has veered into complete idiot territory, as now the bulk of these guys (and girls!) are clearly employed by swindlers. They do NOT pay attention to profiles, and they assume they are the only ones doing it & that their messages will be believable.

THE TITLE, "MORONLINE" SIMPLY PUTS 'MORON' AND 'ONLINE' TOGETHER.

Saturday, September 27, 2008

I promise you I am NOT making these up.

Um ...
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Mail from brianautopart (27/09/08 @ 13:57)

Subject: hi

Message:
Delights me communing with you Ms.

As my profile implies, am 50 at the moment and a widower searching for love. Am new on the site sort off . In my own words i believe am a man with what I have to offer is meant for someone special. I love to have fun and appreciate a partner who knows the value in laughter. My values are compatible with a woman who respects herself and has integrity.There is no compromise in me with certain characteristics in a woman.She must have some fire and life to her and who isn't afraid to show some spunk.

She also needs to be full of policy and respect God and Man.The ancient addage is "Ask and you shall receive". Destiny is still alive! I sincerely look forward to hearing back from you..
My personal email addreses are brianautopart@yahoo.com .Lots of funloving Moments, Jojo

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Okay, Jojo.

I'm 46 at the moment, and also at this moment my profile explicitly states I am NOT on the site to find a hubby. As MY profile says quite blatantly (rather than just implying), I'm on to make FRIENDS ONLY, because the option I chose is "JUST BUDDIES".
It's clear you didn't notice that, even tho' you seem to claim having noticed enough in me to get so gloppy .. *ew*

Happy Trails, Jojo.

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