SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM ...
"I DON'T LIKE SCAM!!!!" .. just then four Vikings at a nearby table begin to sing ...
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From the desk of: Hon. Senator David MarkPresident of the SenateFederal Republic of Nigeria.
110, Burma LayoutGarki,Abuja-Nigeria.
Cell Phone: + 234-703-2701156
Dear Sir,
I am Hon. Senator David Mark from Abuja-Nigeria. I need your confidentialpartnership. There is a box of money which I secretly despatched to America twodays ago and I need your assistance to help me to claim the box of money.
Thetotal amount in the box was $3Million [ all in $100 bills ].I do not want the Government of this country to notice this money. Hence, I needyour help urgently. If you can assist me to claim this fund in America, you willretain 30% of the $3Million as your share of the deal.
Please can you urgentlyhelp me out ? Kindly respond on time so that I would make you the beneficiary ofthe box of money and it will be released to you without delay.As soon as I get your response, I shall give you other vital information asregards the particular place where this box of money is in America.
It is worthyto inform you that this box of money was secretly despatched to America two daysago by a Diplomat. This was done under a very confidential arrangement. Andright now, the Diplomat is waiting for me to give him the name of thebeneficiary whom to deliver the box of to.
Therefore, as soon as I receive yourpositive response, I shall intruct the Diplomat to deliver the box to your doorstep.Then after the delivery of the box to you, it will be your responsibility tolodge the fund into your personal account pending my arrival in your country tomeet with you for the disbursement of the fund. I need to sneak into America tomeet with you. This is matter requires an urgent/prompt attention.
Waiting for your urgent response.
Hon. Senator David Mark
Cell Phone: + 234-703-2701156
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Oooohhh, I'm a *SIR*!!! ..
.. this blog began as a mildly amusing collection of misguided emails intended to charm me, and has plummetted into a cesspool.
Now I keep it to provide examples of the seemingly unlimited number of sheer IDIOTS who obviously assume they alone have discovered a secret key to untold wealth ... to say nothing of their (horrendous) literacy skills. It's one thing if English isn't one's first language, but come ON.
All you scammers/potential scammers ~ what could possibly possess you to believe this will improve your life? .. and why do you choose a method that is designed to cheat others?
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*sigh* ... just makes me wish I could thwack them with a fish. Seriously! I'm always so tempted to answer them, just to ask what WHAT WHAT on EARTH are they THINKING??? WHY do this? HOW become so deluded as to resort to spam/scam? .. and WHO would be thick enough to fall for it?
That's the scary part: obviously somebody HAS fallen for it, because it must work to some extent or it would stop, wouldn't ya think?
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From the desk of: Hon. Senator David MarkPresident of the SenateFederal Republic of Nigeria.
110, Burma LayoutGarki,Abuja-Nigeria.
Cell Phone: + 234-703-2701156
Dear Sir,
I am Hon. Senator David Mark from Abuja-Nigeria. I need your confidentialpartnership. There is a box of money which I secretly despatched to America twodays ago and I need your assistance to help me to claim the box of money.
Thetotal amount in the box was $3Million [ all in $100 bills ].I do not want the Government of this country to notice this money. Hence, I needyour help urgently. If you can assist me to claim this fund in America, you willretain 30% of the $3Million as your share of the deal.
Please can you urgentlyhelp me out ? Kindly respond on time so that I would make you the beneficiary ofthe box of money and it will be released to you without delay.As soon as I get your response, I shall give you other vital information asregards the particular place where this box of money is in America.
It is worthyto inform you that this box of money was secretly despatched to America two daysago by a Diplomat. This was done under a very confidential arrangement. Andright now, the Diplomat is waiting for me to give him the name of thebeneficiary whom to deliver the box of to.
Therefore, as soon as I receive yourpositive response, I shall intruct the Diplomat to deliver the box to your doorstep.Then after the delivery of the box to you, it will be your responsibility tolodge the fund into your personal account pending my arrival in your country tomeet with you for the disbursement of the fund. I need to sneak into America tomeet with you. This is matter requires an urgent/prompt attention.
Waiting for your urgent response.
Hon. Senator David Mark
Cell Phone: + 234-703-2701156
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Oooohhh, I'm a *SIR*!!! ..
.. this blog began as a mildly amusing collection of misguided emails intended to charm me, and has plummetted into a cesspool.
Now I keep it to provide examples of the seemingly unlimited number of sheer IDIOTS who obviously assume they alone have discovered a secret key to untold wealth ... to say nothing of their (horrendous) literacy skills. It's one thing if English isn't one's first language, but come ON.
All you scammers/potential scammers ~ what could possibly possess you to believe this will improve your life? .. and why do you choose a method that is designed to cheat others?
---------------------
*sigh* ... just makes me wish I could thwack them with a fish. Seriously! I'm always so tempted to answer them, just to ask what WHAT WHAT on EARTH are they THINKING??? WHY do this? HOW become so deluded as to resort to spam/scam? .. and WHO would be thick enough to fall for it?
That's the scary part: obviously somebody HAS fallen for it, because it must work to some extent or it would stop, wouldn't ya think?
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