Here .. the waiting queue
Well, as promised ... I've posted the recent foibles of my adoring clueless wonders. How they manage to completely re-invent me is staggering. My profile is deliberately worded so as to REJECT this kind of attention, as well as REPEL it. I am on the sites using the provided option of "just buddies", yet I get this stuff.
They blithely, obtusely troop on, utterly ignoring the fact of what I said, and tell me how my profile made them just HAVE to get to know me!
If they indeed read said profile, they're stupider than I thought, and if they didn't, well.. they're still stupid because they think it will get them somewhere to try selling me all this delusionally self-aggrandizing, insipid drivel.
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2007-11-15 (http://www.singles.org/)
From:cscp193951
Subject:Hello Belove.
Message: Hello Belove. Calvary greeting in name of our lord Jesus Christ. My great pleasure sending you my special greetings, How are yeah doing , geuss you doing very great I when through your profile and I like what I saw, if you don't mind I would really love to know more about you , me I am big into music , I lead & play worship at varies different event ,I have lead worship at my church for the past 6 years ,I play guitar bass kayboards & drums.gosple music is my passion , I live the christian life to the best of my ability. I am interested in you after going through your profile in single.org and feel I should know you better. you are free to send me via email collinshorton1@yahoo.com My best reagrds and Happy weeked . Sincerely Collins.
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2007-11-9 (http://www.yourchristianzone.com/)
From:patrick001
Subject: Hi Angel
Message:Hello baby i am Patrick by name i found ur profile nice and lovely i am single and looking for someone as beautiful and lovely as you are..i am an honesty man.i lost my wife few years back.i work with an animal research company and i am an hard working man.i came across ur profile and i will love to get to know much about you.because i have the feelings that we can work something out and be the best couple if things work out well.i got a duagther whoms name is Becca she is just 9 years old.Have been the one taking care of her since i lost her mother and i think is time i have someone to be her new and take care of her due to the nature of my Job..if you want to know to much about you can you IM with my yahoo screen name at (patrick1010000) and you can also email me directly to my email address at (patrick1010000@yahoo.com ).i will like to meet and i will also like to know much about you sweety.
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2007-10-26 (http://www.singles.org/)
From: cscp193493
Subject: hello victoria
Message: Hi am jeff george johnson,i was searching through the net and i saw ur profile and immediately my attention was brought to it,which irealy likes everything about your self description and ur looks.i thought within myself if only u can be the right partner which i ve been asking all days from God.i ll be very grateful if only my proposal of knowing u better is been granted.am really loking forward to hear from u soonest,here is my mail address caringandlovingheart@yahoo.com thanx from jeff george johnson
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2007-11-15 (http://www.singles.org/)
From: cscp193572
Subject: Hi beauty
Message: Hello,Hi *Angle Well i would like you to know that i came across your profile and was stunned,deemed it fit that we should get to know ourselves as i am a man with so much to learn and also so much to give out,i heart skipped a beat for a slight second when i saw your profile and said to myself that knowing you would be great and that if i ever had the chance to chat or talk to you i would make sure you enjoyed every bit of our conversation,so please do me a favour and allow us know each other by sending me your yahoo address so i can add you to my messenger and there we can really talk and know more about ourselves.here is mine so you can add me to yours or send an email to me and i promise to reply it okay. eric_29online@yahoo.com Eric.
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* (Freudian slip? .. we see he has an angle .. LOL)
... *sigh* .. by the way I quit answering them. They're idiots.
They blithely, obtusely troop on, utterly ignoring the fact of what I said, and tell me how my profile made them just HAVE to get to know me!
If they indeed read said profile, they're stupider than I thought, and if they didn't, well.. they're still stupid because they think it will get them somewhere to try selling me all this delusionally self-aggrandizing, insipid drivel.
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2007-11-15 (http://www.singles.org/)
From:cscp193951
Subject:Hello Belove.
Message: Hello Belove. Calvary greeting in name of our lord Jesus Christ. My great pleasure sending you my special greetings, How are yeah doing , geuss you doing very great I when through your profile and I like what I saw, if you don't mind I would really love to know more about you , me I am big into music , I lead & play worship at varies different event ,I have lead worship at my church for the past 6 years ,I play guitar bass kayboards & drums.gosple music is my passion , I live the christian life to the best of my ability. I am interested in you after going through your profile in single.org and feel I should know you better. you are free to send me via email collinshorton1@yahoo.com My best reagrds and Happy weeked . Sincerely Collins.
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2007-11-9 (http://www.yourchristianzone.com/)
From:patrick001
Subject: Hi Angel
Message:Hello baby i am Patrick by name i found ur profile nice and lovely i am single and looking for someone as beautiful and lovely as you are..i am an honesty man.i lost my wife few years back.i work with an animal research company and i am an hard working man.i came across ur profile and i will love to get to know much about you.because i have the feelings that we can work something out and be the best couple if things work out well.i got a duagther whoms name is Becca she is just 9 years old.Have been the one taking care of her since i lost her mother and i think is time i have someone to be her new and take care of her due to the nature of my Job..if you want to know to much about you can you IM with my yahoo screen name at (patrick1010000) and you can also email me directly to my email address at (patrick1010000@yahoo.com ).i will like to meet and i will also like to know much about you sweety.
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2007-10-26 (http://www.singles.org/)
From: cscp193493
Subject: hello victoria
Message: Hi am jeff george johnson,i was searching through the net and i saw ur profile and immediately my attention was brought to it,which irealy likes everything about your self description and ur looks.i thought within myself if only u can be the right partner which i ve been asking all days from God.i ll be very grateful if only my proposal of knowing u better is been granted.am really loking forward to hear from u soonest,here is my mail address caringandlovingheart@yahoo.com thanx from jeff george johnson
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2007-11-15 (http://www.singles.org/)
From: cscp193572
Subject: Hi beauty
Message: Hello,Hi *Angle Well i would like you to know that i came across your profile and was stunned,deemed it fit that we should get to know ourselves as i am a man with so much to learn and also so much to give out,i heart skipped a beat for a slight second when i saw your profile and said to myself that knowing you would be great and that if i ever had the chance to chat or talk to you i would make sure you enjoyed every bit of our conversation,so please do me a favour and allow us know each other by sending me your yahoo address so i can add you to my messenger and there we can really talk and know more about ourselves.here is mine so you can add me to yours or send an email to me and i promise to reply it okay. eric_29online@yahoo.com Eric.
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* (Freudian slip? .. we see he has an angle .. LOL)
... *sigh* .. by the way I quit answering them. They're idiots.
posted by HI THERE! @ 1:13 PM
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