MORONLINE: my "Culprit Collection"

This blog began with letters I'd received from those on the social sites who don't read profiles, so they emailed me needlessly. It has veered into complete idiot territory, as now the bulk of these guys (and girls!) are clearly employed by swindlers. They do NOT pay attention to profiles, and they assume they are the only ones doing it & that their messages will be believable.

THE TITLE, "MORONLINE" SIMPLY PUTS 'MORON' AND 'ONLINE' TOGETHER.

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

LOL ... "DODO" is RIGHT!

... yep, here's another winner:
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(http://www.yourchristianzone.com/)
"NickName: francklove
Sex: male
Age: uknown
From:United States
Date:10-17-07
Subject: franck_dodo07@yahoo.co.uk
franck_dodo07@yahoo.co.uk Greetings Dear,I have just gone through a profile that speaks good of you in this site and it interests me to contact you for an investment of the money 9.8 Million US dollars my father deposited in a bank here in my country cote d'ovoire before he was assasinated.though we have never seen nor met in person before but i decided to contact you because i know that there are good peole out there that one can trust and rely on and i feel that you are one among these good people and i belive that you will treat me honestly during the investment of this money in your country,as you can see this money is my only hope of survival.meanwhile,immediately i hear from you i will then give you the contacts of the bank so that you can contact them on my behalf for the transfer of the money to your country for investment and also help me to come over to you country so that i can continue my education from where i stopped when my father was assasinated.i want you to know that i am presently hiding in a hotel because of the people that assasinated my father and i have decided to remain here until this money is transfered to your country. please do not delay to reply to my private email address 'franck_dodo07@yahoo.co.uk Regards franck_dodo"
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What amazes me is how these wannabe welchers don't imagine ANYBODY ELSE HAS EVER DONE THIS. Here's a quoted bit from a previous email:
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"Subject: From Abidjan Cote d' Ivoire
From Abidjan Cote d' Ivoire West Africa. Attention: Respectful Greetings and How are you today, Iam simon olubuihe The Only Son of chief late Ibrahim olubuihe. Please my dear I would like you to permit me to apply through this medium for your co-operation and to secure an opportunity to invest and do joint relationship and business with you in your country. I have a substantial capital I honourably Inherited from my late father late Chief Olubuihe who was minister of Interior and deal in Cocao and coffee platation and share from family Gold, diamond Minining site.The Epmigo rebels killed Him recently in political crisis in our country that have resulted to war since this past two years... "
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Gee ~ what a coincidence! They're BOTH from Cote d' Ivoire, and they BOTH have dads who got killed in some political crisis, and .. they BOTH offer me scads of free money just for helping them get it out of their country!
... What are the odds?? Once again, I simply *must* be of assistance. These people are truly honest and reliable. Don't you think?

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