MORONLINE: my "Culprit Collection"

This blog began with letters I'd received from those on the social sites who don't read profiles, so they emailed me needlessly. It has veered into complete idiot territory, as now the bulk of these guys (and girls!) are clearly employed by swindlers. They do NOT pay attention to profiles, and they assume they are the only ones doing it & that their messages will be believable.

THE TITLE, "MORONLINE" SIMPLY PUTS 'MORON' AND 'ONLINE' TOGETHER.

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

BOTTLENECKED!!! .... *eep*

I really DID speak too soon. All this in one day! .. goodness gracious. Anyway, here are two of them in a row, in reverse receipt order:
"From: cscp193279
Subject: Hi Cutie...
Message:
How r u doing today?..... I am Ryan Newmann 35yrs old ,from,grand rapids Mn was browsing through when i luckily came across ur profile...Damn babe, ur so pretty wish we were together right away. pls hit me back if u want to know much about me...i ll always be glad to read 4rm u Incase u wondering wht i do 4 living..well i m self employed own a store of my own,plus i m in the Oil Field too. I love all good things in general..would want to know much about you,and wht u really like...i seek a soulmate on here,hope i m gonna find it,I ve really suffered a lot 4rm heart breaks so i dont want that drama in ma life no more. my email is ryan_newmann@yahoo.com or ryan_newmann@hotmail.com i do chat with these id's,so pls baby add me up to ur buddylist so we could have a kool chat someday. hope to tlk to u or read some of ur mail soon bye now sweetie dnt hurt urself Hugs and Kisses Ryan"

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"From: cscp193278
Subject: Hi
Message:
My name is fred........Am originally from the in the united states i am an America my mom is a southern American and my dad is originally from africa.......am single,i work in the construction company as a building and housing constructor and also as a road constructor too,my hobbies are hanging out with pals,reading,dining out,being creative at my leisure time,listening to music,traveling,watching basketball also watching football esp soccer,basketball,and reading the bible. i went through your profile and i think i like your profile and will also love to know much more about you...if u care to see my pics i think u should contact me through my mail...my hot mail screen name is fredluv@hotmail.com and my yahoo id is creamyguy_07@yahoo.com it will be nice to read ur email.i will prefer if u can send ur mails directly to any of these box so that i can easily check on it...or better still u add me so that we can chat... Hope to chat with you real soon. Take care, fred............ "
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Sorry, guys .. you did NOT read the profile, therefore you shall have no response from me.
?! .... "creamyguy"??? ****** EWWWWW!!!!!!!! *********

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