MORONLINE: my "Culprit Collection"

This blog began with letters I'd received from those on the social sites who don't read profiles, so they emailed me needlessly. It has veered into complete idiot territory, as now the bulk of these guys (and girls!) are clearly employed by swindlers. They do NOT pay attention to profiles, and they assume they are the only ones doing it & that their messages will be believable.

THE TITLE, "MORONLINE" SIMPLY PUTS 'MORON' AND 'ONLINE' TOGETHER.

Saturday, October 6, 2007

Form letters, copy-pasted to everyone!

.. I tellya, that's gotta be it: how else can it be that these guys claim to think so highly of me from my profile? This one mentioned whom "I'm looking for" .. UM, excuse me? Where in my blurb do I say I'm seeking dates??
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(http://www.singles.org/)
"From: cscp****
Subject: Hello There
Message:
Hey Ma Happy blessed friday and Calvary Greetings unto you~How're you doing right there and how has been your day?spendid. I'm a new member right here as i'm totally new to online dating.just checking out the chrisitian forum right here and given it a trial but i'm hopeful something good will come out of it.I ran into your profile and i deemed it neccessary to drop you some lines.Your profile seems to be simple,interesting and intriguing most especially by your description and whom you're looking for also the way you smile,so adorable and angelic. I'd like to get to know you and exchange lines with you if you don't mind.You may feel free to ask me whatever that crosses your mind and i'm open to any questions whatsoever I hope you find time to drop me some lines soon. I hope to read from you soon Till then Take care and have a blessed weekend Philip"
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... "Hey Ma"????
Does this fellow have a mother attachment complex, or is it some cultural speech expression? Anyway, I decided to respond, and sometimes I do now if it's a relatively polite letter.
Sent To:cscp****
Subject: not here for dating sorry
Message Sent:
thanks for writing but I'm here for just friendship,
nothing more .. best regards

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I just don't know how much plainer I can be. He thought I looked angelic. He has nooooooo idea ..

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