MORONLINE: my "Culprit Collection"

This blog began with letters I'd received from those on the social sites who don't read profiles, so they emailed me needlessly. It has veered into complete idiot territory, as now the bulk of these guys (and girls!) are clearly employed by swindlers. They do NOT pay attention to profiles, and they assume they are the only ones doing it & that their messages will be believable.

THE TITLE, "MORONLINE" SIMPLY PUTS 'MORON' AND 'ONLINE' TOGETHER.

Saturday, September 29, 2007

Toldya, sometimes it's lots at once.

This guy's letter was almost too nice to pass up, but I did at least send him a thank you. It's the line (in red) that got my attention and warranted a response...
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"From: cscp*****
Subject: Hi,
Message: Hi, I read your ad and I'd like to use this opportunity to let you know that I love your profile and I'll truly like to be your friend, if you let me that is...... I a very strange way, I feel very attracted to you and all that went to my mind was to write and just let you know about it... I hope we'll get to something tangible as I am looking forward to knowing you, this is true and I speak from the heart. I am a black male, simple, truthful, funny, affectionate, straight to the point and most of all, I am capable of falling in love with the right woman that vibrates at my same frequency and I think that you are that kind of lady I currently reside in Banjul, The Gambia, a small tourist city in the most westerly part of West Africa with lots of sunshine, beach life and beautiful nature; its people are very friendly. I'll stop here for now, wishing a most lovely ! day and anticipating your soonest response.please l will want you to email me through my email box which is ****@hotmail.com
Cheers"

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