But ...you DIDN'T read it!

I'm not even gonna preamble any more.
(http://www.singles.org/)
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Subject: Hello
How are you doing today hope cool if so am happy to know that.I am KR young man in search of a life partner someone that is loving and caring someone that has the fear of God i saw your profile on Singles.org and felt interested in you.If you interested in what i have just said then you can contact me at *****@****.com i am online currently and on yahoo messenger also we can chat or exchange e-mails.I hope to hear from you real soon do stay cool and have a lovely time hope to hear from you real soon.. KR
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Oh, but I actually should put additional details of my profile (which he claims to have seen). This is what apparently is wildly attractive to these guys!
See how hard I try to look my best for all those hopeful wannabe future husbands?
"I'm overweight. I don't get out much to exercise, and my apartment is very cluttered. I am stubborn, moody and I don't take much of life seriously ..."