MORONLINE: my "Culprit Collection"

This blog began with letters I'd received from those on the social sites who don't read profiles, so they emailed me needlessly. It has veered into complete idiot territory, as now the bulk of these guys (and girls!) are clearly employed by swindlers. They do NOT pay attention to profiles, and they assume they are the only ones doing it & that their messages will be believable.

THE TITLE, "MORONLINE" SIMPLY PUTS 'MORON' AND 'ONLINE' TOGETHER.

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

COPY-PASTE ARTIST with AMNESIA!

This guy is a repeat offender. I felt sorry for him the first time ... I don't know which way he's a bigger idiot ~ thinking it would work, or thinking it would never get found out.
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(http://www.singles.org)
"From: cscp61519
Subject: hi
Message: Hi, I read your ad and I'd like to use this opportunity to let you know that I love your profile and I'll truly like to be your friend, if you let me that is...... I a very strange way, I feel very attracted to you and all that went to my mind was to write and just let you know about it... I hope we'll get to something tangible as I am looking forward to knowing you, this is true and I speak from the heart. I am a black male, simple, truthful, funny, affectionate, straight to the point and most of all, I am capable of falling in love with the right woman that vibrates at my same frequency and I think that you are that kind of lady I currently reside in Banjul, The Gambia, a small tourist city in the most westerly part of West Africa with lots of sunshine, beach life and beautiful nature; its people are very friendly. I'll stop here for now, wishing a most lovely ! day and anticipating your soonest respons e. Cheers"
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... oh, but wait! I had to send him this:

"I wanted to share something with you.
-september 29, 2007-
"From: cscp61519
Subject: Hi,
Message: Hi, I read your ad and I'd like to use this opportunity to let you know that I love your profile and I'll truly like to be your friend, if you let me that is...... I a very strange way, I feel very attracted to you and all that went to my mind was to write and just let you know about it... I hope we'll get to something tangible as I am looking forward to knowing you, this is true and I speak from the heart. I am a black male, simple, truthful, funny, affectionate, straight to the point and most of all, I am capable of falling in love with the right woman that vibrates at my same frequency and I think that you are that kind of lady I currently reside in Banjul, The Gambia, a small tourist city in the most westerly part of West Africa with lots of sunshine, beach life and beautiful nature; its people are very friendly. I'll stop here for now, wishing a most lovely ! day and anticipating your soonest response.please l will want you to email me through my email box which is ****@hotmail.com
Cheers"
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This exact same message is now posted in my blog .. twice.
Except for the hotmail address, it's word-for-word!!
I'd rather not have to report you, so please do yourself a favour and send original letters to women, because we can tell it's a copy-paste. It shows you DID NOT READ MY PROFILE.
I wish you peace. Please do me the same."
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