MORONLINE: my "Culprit Collection"

This blog began with letters I'd received from those on the social sites who don't read profiles, so they emailed me needlessly. It has veered into complete idiot territory, as now the bulk of these guys (and girls!) are clearly employed by swindlers. They do NOT pay attention to profiles, and they assume they are the only ones doing it & that their messages will be believable.

THE TITLE, "MORONLINE" SIMPLY PUTS 'MORON' AND 'ONLINE' TOGETHER.

Thursday, January 3, 2008

Happy New Year, let's start with a thud.

Ugh!! .. the dreaded "hi dear" from a total stranger who thinks that's a good opening line. Now, he's unique in that there is no yahoo address, but he still fits into the "I didn't read it because I thought once I delivered my special brand of charm and sob story for extra kick it wouldn't matter" category. Then he says 'hello lady'. Uhmmmm, yah, this looks so well-thought-out and appropriate to his target.
runonsentencesandpoorspelingnottew
mention,grammarandpunctuationmistake'sandnocapitalletters
... YIKES!
... oh well, I did reply if only to say "just friends, sorry, as it says specifically in my profile, thanks anyway, bye."
Something tells me this one might try again, wondering why I just want to be friends. I'll let ya know.
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From: cscp193870
Subject:hi dear
Message:
Hello Lady,I am david gordons 42years old was born and brought up in the usa minnesota st paul city.I am a single man father i have a daughter my wife died giving birth to my only daughter tracyI am an enginner of shell petroleum oil(spdc) company usa.I head my department as a supervisor I enjoy my job and i earn very well not been proud you know but just honest.My daughter rightnow is in london studying she is 7 years of age i love her and she is the only thing for now i look upon that makes me smile.Well let me end there for now and tell you more about myself .Things i do for fun i love reading,singing,dancing,and also hanging out with my friends .I drink but dont smoke. I am a christain of the roman catholic i believe in God so much.I love my job though is stressful rightnow i am on transfer to european country. i am working right now in england. i am working on a road contract. iam seeking for a god fearing woman that i want to spend the rest of my life with her iam well easy going person. i would love to know more about yo i hope to hear from you god bless you
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He doesn't seem to be a spammer, but there are just too many things about the email that scream "I am not for real" .. hmmm, maybe I should google him.

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