MORONLINE: my "Culprit Collection"

This blog began with letters I'd received from those on the social sites who don't read profiles, so they emailed me needlessly. It has veered into complete idiot territory, as now the bulk of these guys (and girls!) are clearly employed by swindlers. They do NOT pay attention to profiles, and they assume they are the only ones doing it & that their messages will be believable.

THE TITLE, "MORONLINE" SIMPLY PUTS 'MORON' AND 'ONLINE' TOGETHER.

Friday, January 4, 2008

Avalanche ....

Two more, and my notion of the vanishing yahoos was off, they both are.
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From:cscp193657
Subject:hi
Message:
How are you doing ,have just finished going through your profile .When my heart seems to stop beating thats because of ur Beauty.I am faithful in love,I can't promise you that dark clouds will never over our lives or that the future will bring us many rainbows. I can't promise you that tomorrow will be perfect or that life will be easy. But i know , I can promise you my everlasting devotion, my loyalty,my respect,and my unconditionallove for a lifetime.I can promise that I'll always be there for you,to listen and to hold your hand,and I'll always do my best to make you happy, and make you feel loved.I can promise that I'll see you through any crisis,and hope with you,dream with you,build with you,and always cheer you on and encourage you.I can promise that I'll share my dreams my world,and and any other thing loves bring us to do. i have yahoo account and i can chat on yahoo with this id ...larry and my email address is edscott09@yahoo.com
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From:cscp194787
Subject:HI SWEETIE
Message: Hi am Smith Brown,How was your day? mine was great?Well i came across your profile and was impress,you dazzled me with your smile,deemed it fit that we should get to know ourselves as i am a man with so much to learn and also so much to give out,My heart skipped a beat for a slight second when i saw your profile and said to myself that knowing you would be great and that if i ever had the chance to chat or talk to you i would make sure you enjoyed every bit of our conversation,so please do me a favour and allow us know each other by sending me your yahoo add.here is my yahoo s_brown147@yahoo.com HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU
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Bwahahahahahahhhaaaaa-ha-ha-ha-haaaaaa!!!!
... these have to be the DRIPPIEST of all the emails I've received so far!

3 Comments:

  • At January 8, 2008 at 2:55 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    hi!
    Found your blog via RagingServer, I like your writing style alot!

    I felt a little intrusive but your writing style is so good I read all your entries, and I'm looking forward to reading more.. if it's okay for me to continue reading here?

     
  • At January 8, 2008 at 3:20 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Hi, yoyo ~
    .. of COURSE you can continue reading here, that's what it's for!
    I don't get those emails every day but when I do they're put up very soon afterwards.
    Otherwise I try to come up with a relevant subject to blog about.

    Cheerz, thanks for dropping by and feel free to check back any time.

    "Hi There"

     
  • At April 25, 2008 at 5:43 AM , Blogger Dunkelgirl said...

    Hi!
    The guys that wrote those words, are part of a scam team that swear they are americans, living abroad, maybe in Nigeria o England. It's the same story once and again... they're divorced or widowed, with a "beloved" son, and they run an orphan or some charity thing. They are tender, sweet, and they even send nice pictures of cute guys, making the naive person to think that it is true. After a couple of weeks, they ask for money, gifts, etc and there's when the catch starts. These guys are in yahoo, in myspace, in match, in dating pages in USA and Canada, in wayn.com. It's seems that nothing can be done to stop them.
    Be aware specially of the guy Clemens Phelps, with the id clemsphelps2 in yahoo. I will dedicate the rest of my days to hunt them and to publish in every site what they are doing. They are a fraud!!!!

     

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