*gag me*

Here's another one who thinks pet names are a good pickup technique:
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Mail from matthew1964 (03/10/08 @ 16:52)

Subject: Hello sweetie.....

Message:
How are you doing today?Am Matthew from the state Florida.today is my off day in work so i decided to come join these lovely site that a friend told me about...so i stop by on your profile and it really caught my attention..if you don't mind i will like to know more about you...
Matthew
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As well, I just love the over-sugary, appallingly spelled & syntaxed messages.

I would be very intrigued to discover what it is about my profile, stated as boringly and discouragingly as possible, appeals to these fellas.
I'm almost convinced that no humans are actually writing to me.