MORONLINE: my "Culprit Collection"

This blog began with letters I'd received from those on the social sites who don't read profiles, so they emailed me needlessly. It has veered into complete idiot territory, as now the bulk of these guys (and girls!) are clearly employed by swindlers. They do NOT pay attention to profiles, and they assume they are the only ones doing it & that their messages will be believable.

THE TITLE, "MORONLINE" SIMPLY PUTS 'MORON' AND 'ONLINE' TOGETHER.

Monday, March 23, 2009

Hum-drum

Short, sweet and relatively harmless.........
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Mail from jerry760 (23/03/09 @ 16:20)

Subject: hello beautiful

Message:

just like to have some chat with you wait for you respose
thanks jerry
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provided I don't answer.

Saturday, March 7, 2009

Is there a form letter these guys use?

The poor fellas just don't get it. If they would read the profile, they'd save themselves tons of time: the time they appear to dedicate to crafting such exquisite prose ...
"Mail from wisely (07/03/09 @ 04:56)
Subject: Hi
Message:
Hi lady how are you .you look charming.and cute, let me be the first to say Hello to you on this special day such has this you may asked what special day , well all day are special . while why am writing you his for you to know .that someone cherish you.because am lntrested in you well if you which to know me more , here are my conact;s Email Address wisely_son1@hotmail.com .... 0r 0060146491546 than you ,because it was written in Bibile Ecclesiastes 4:9 -12 . Genesis 2vrs 24 .
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What .. he wants me to PHONE him?? .. and/or he's expecting me to send him MY number.

To quote 'Anna Scott' in "Notting Hill", ... "Tempting, but .. no."