MORONLINE: my "Culprit Collection"

This blog began with letters I'd received from those on the social sites who don't read profiles, so they emailed me needlessly. It has veered into complete idiot territory, as now the bulk of these guys (and girls!) are clearly employed by swindlers. They do NOT pay attention to profiles, and they assume they are the only ones doing it & that their messages will be believable.

THE TITLE, "MORONLINE" SIMPLY PUTS 'MORON' AND 'ONLINE' TOGETHER.

Friday, January 18, 2008

Uh ~ Huh .....

Mr. Smooth Talker, suurrrrre he's 'shy'. His email to me:
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From:cscp194859
Subject: Hello Beautiful..
Message:
Hello Beautiful.. How are you Doing, I am Nick from Mississippi, I am a Contractor, I Love to Dance, swim, sing, play basketball, and also Make pretty Angels like you smile..I am Divorced with a Daughter she is 12. I was Just Checking out this website and seeing your beautiful picture got me attracted to you I must Confess to you that you look so much like an Angel and I would like to know more about you. I was quite shy to express how I Feel.. I feel that way whenever I meet someone so Beautiful.. I must tell you that your beauty has entrapped my Heart.. I would Like to know you more so email me and tell me more about yourself.. Nick
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my answer:
"missed your calling"
.. ever thought of writing romance novels? thanks, I'm only here for friends, no more.

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YIKES.

2 Comments:

  • At January 27, 2008 at 2:15 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    It's creepy how many of these people that contact you cant seem to grasp literacy very well, despite the fact they claim to be grown-ups!

    Do you ever have any success in making friends on these sites?

     
  • At January 27, 2008 at 6:26 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    hi there yoyo ~
    Yah it IS creepy, but what gets me more is how over-the-top SLUSHY they are to a complete stranger, and almost all of them are asking me to use their yahoo email!

    Every now and then I do hear from somebody who's okay with friends, and they're basically normal.
    However, the majority just makes me keep the thing active because I'm curious .. what next?!

     

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