I must have a 'weird' magnet.

Wow, all sorts of weirdness! A job offer, a restaurant booking and, of course, our favourite yahoos.
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Date: Mon, 14 Jan 2008 20:50:49 -0600
From: "Mr.John Doney" (he can't spell his own name?)<downeyjohn3@googlemail.com>
Subject: Read And Comfirm Your Receipt Of This Mail.
Reply-to: downeyjohn3@googlemail.com

Dear Sir/Madam,(see, they don't even know who I am)

Would you like to work online from home/temporarily and earn constantPayment? We are glad to offer you a job position in our company, DanaPetroleum E&P Limited.

You we be paid a monthly salary, if you are interested you are to pleasefill the below form and further information’s on this job will be sent toyou in our next mail.

Names in full:
Address:
Occupation:
AGE:
SEX:Nationality:
Marital status:
Telephone:
Fax:
Mobile:
Email:

PLEASE CONTACT:
Mr. John Downey
Managing Director
Dana Petroleum E&P Limited.
E-mail: downeyjohn3@googlemail.com
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Sure. I'll work there ..
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Date: Sun, 13 Jan 2008 23:25:03 -0800
From: Edmund Brooks <edmundbrooks@wellingtonhosipital.org>
Subject: DINNER BOOKING
Reply-to: Edmund Brooks <edmundbrooks11@yahoo.co.uk>

Hello,I am Dr. Edmund Brooks ,the director of Staff welfare (Willington Hospital) UK .

I want to book dinner for my group of workers arriving from London . They will all come for dinner in your place as from March 24th, 25th, 26th and 27th 2008 by 7:00pm each day. They are 15 in number.
Get back with your response if there is availability in your restaurant.

Kind Regards,
Edmund Brooks
38a Eglish Road,
Dungannon, County Tyrone,
BT70 1LA, London,UK
Phone:+447031893828
Fax#:+447005806775
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Whooops, someone sure got misdirected by the intended gist of things, but it's to get the reader to correct the sender, which of course tags one's email as VALID ..
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From:cscp194867
Subject:Hello
Message:Hello
How are you I hope you are fine, am Faith I would like to know if you would like me to write you again, I like your profile do you like mine should I write and tell you about myself ? Would you love to chat ? i chat on yahoo here is my chat id f.ait_wes_lly I would like to hear from you ASAP. Faith.
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*yawn* ... Ya-HOOOooooWooooohhh!!