MORONLINE: my "Culprit Collection"

This blog began with letters I'd received from those on the social sites who don't read profiles, so they emailed me needlessly. It has veered into complete idiot territory, as now the bulk of these guys (and girls!) are clearly employed by swindlers. They do NOT pay attention to profiles, and they assume they are the only ones doing it & that their messages will be believable.

THE TITLE, "MORONLINE" SIMPLY PUTS 'MORON' AND 'ONLINE' TOGETHER.

Thursday, February 28, 2008

... something about that pic.

Come on, it's an Elmer Fudd hat, and I look about as seductive as a mildewy faucet! Yet I'm still getting mush ~
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From: cscp195637
Subject: Hi Cutie
Message:
Hi Dear I'm Mark from San Diego,California and i'm a geologist.I have been a widow for 7 years and i have a son who his 13YRS and he live in U-k. i was going through profiles on here looking for a better match for me and i found your profile and i liked it.I want to have more conversation with you and see what life as for us this time dear, well you might think there is a great distant btw us that doesn't matter but for me choiceing you as my best match matters most and i'm a geologist i travel alot and i'm gonna get retire soon,i can travel to any lenght just to make my self happy and i think this gonna make me happy for sure. i ll be looking forward to hear back from you take care,you can as well contact me at my email address markjohnson_05@yahoo.com.Thanks Mark.
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Yawh-HOOOOOoooooooOOOOHHH!!

....
and howcome the majority of these people have such atrocious English skills? You'd think a geologist from San Diego would have a slightly better command of his language.

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