MORONLINE: my "Culprit Collection"

This blog began with letters I'd received from those on the social sites who don't read profiles, so they emailed me needlessly. It has veered into complete idiot territory, as now the bulk of these guys (and girls!) are clearly employed by swindlers. They do NOT pay attention to profiles, and they assume they are the only ones doing it & that their messages will be believable.

THE TITLE, "MORONLINE" SIMPLY PUTS 'MORON' AND 'ONLINE' TOGETHER.

Monday, March 3, 2008

LOL .. maybe my pic makes me look DESPERATE.

That's it ~ I look so miserable and lonely in this picture, they assume I would jump at the chance they're offering me!! Here's another letter ..
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From: cscp195375
Subject: hello
Message:
How are you doing and I hope you are finding this search for love so interesting? I am very new on here and I saw your profile, its interesting and your pics is calling....LOL.I am very new on this online dating of a thing and would really like to get to know more about you if you don't mind.I am Martins by name and I would please want you to be very free and ask me what ever you wish to know about me and my lifestyle....Meanwhile I hope you are a believer and a God fearing person who loves others and care so much for Kids?Cos I so much love kids ,Even though I dont have any but would love to when i get married ,I still cherish them so dearly, and love making them so happy and having impact in their lifes. You might be thinking of distance and age difference too but to me Age is nothing but a number and it doesn't really matter, what really matter is that of Honest,caring,Loving,Loyal and trustworthy so if you're with this qualities please get in touch with me. kind my yahoo email is martinsmoore45 at yahoo dot com , while my chat id is martinsmoore45.Please kindly email me to my yahoo email because I would not be able to get to you here as I cannot really understand much of it.Hope to read from you soon. Martins.
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By the way, my profile header says "PLEASE READ THE PROFILE."





Nice trick, this guy's saying he wants me to answer his yahoo address because he can't understand the site he emailed me on.


Ri-i-i-ight.


How did he ever manage to contact me?

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