I changed it ever so slightly ... see?

It's endlessly amusing to watch my inbox fill with clueless tripe. Most if not all of these messages are scam attempts anyway ...
tho' I think I have a point about the look of my picture .. so I *embellished* a little .. wot a hottie, eh?!
Let's see who falls in love with me now.
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From: cscp194707
Subject: let us be friends
Message:
I'm a black African man , I reside in the western part of Nigeria and I'm a true Christian man. I was born into a good christian home of seven children and I'm the 4th child in the family, in my family discipline and honesty are our watchword. I'm an industrial skill developer, that is I train people how to be self reliance. I've trained many youths in Nigeria and some part of Africa. I was badly hurt some years ago by a woman I really trust but she disappointed me.Now,I need a straight forward,honest, faithful and God fearing woman to be my heart. I pledge my 100% love for her and she will be happy for the rest of her life cos i will treat her like a queen. Kindly reply to this note as a matter of urgency to dotade76@yahoo.com.You can also reach me on +2348033950950. I really care Joseph
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... a matter of urgency? Oh, and he'd like me to CALL him.

(please excuse me while I ROFL)